she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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