new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Two words: blizzard sex
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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