I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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