How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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