I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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