We named our party play list daddy issues
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my shit smells like andre
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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