I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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