question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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