where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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