Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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