is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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