i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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