Porn is love you can see.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
