That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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