umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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