that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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