i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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