watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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