All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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