I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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