I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she peed on how many people?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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