I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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