i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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