Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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