I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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