apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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