Need sex. Gaining weight.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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