What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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