Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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