Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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