Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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