She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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