Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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