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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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