My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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