so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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