Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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