fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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