Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
