So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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