3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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