u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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