If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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