imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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