I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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