Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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