watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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