I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
