can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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