Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
we made out on top of his cat.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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