Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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